So my mom started mumble-talking to me cause shehad mouthwash in her mouth and i had to use the bathroom but she mumbled wait a minute and other things i couldnt make out. Then I said “Oh like I’m actually going to understand what you’re saying.” Then I thought of something.
So I started mumble-talking to her except its about things she would flip a shit about. I mumbled “hey mom did you know im not a virgin anymore? did you know I’m on birth control? hey guess what? I’m pregnant!!” and the best part was she started laughing when i mumbled those things. Ahh if she really knew what I was saying she wouldve flipped a shit. Well, if those things were true. But even if i was kidding she would still flip a shit xD