Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the...
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
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butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
cybersleepover: if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
joetrohnam: Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded