May 2013
Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the...
did-you-kno:
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Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
Watchlaceylolbug:
gizmoallthetime:
suicides-note:
uhttractive:
rafawashurr:
post-hardwhore:
nirvanic-s:
IT’S BACK
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.
I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn
i FIRST SAW THIS WHEN I WASCAMPING WITH A BUNCH OF MY GUY FRIENDS AND...
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
cybersleepover:
if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
joetrohnam:
Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
